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09-24-2006, 12:09 PM
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: close to NY
Posts: 1,444
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"rich people don't write checks. Straight cash homey." -Randy Moss after being asked if he'll cut a check for his "mooning" fine
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09-24-2006, 03:08 PM
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Missouri
Posts: 2,264
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Car50n
"rich people don't write checks. Straight cash homey." -Randy Moss after being asked if he'll cut a check for his "mooning" fine
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He should have said, "Thugs don't write checks. People are afraid that you will close the account before they can cash them."
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09-24-2006, 05:15 PM
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Hercules
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: By a Lake in NC
Posts: 14,926
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sellin71
He should have said, "Thugs don't write checks. People are afraid that you will close the account before they can cash them."
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Or he could have been honest and asked "How do you spell Randy?"
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09-24-2006, 05:22 PM
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Hercules
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: By a Lake in NC
Posts: 14,926
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"I can dribble with my left, I can dribble with my right. I am amphibious." -Shaquille O'Neal
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09-24-2006, 05:25 PM
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ROT Minister of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Old School, Texas
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"To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster."...Mickey Mantle on how good the chicken was at his restaurant.
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09-25-2006, 02:49 AM
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: o'side baby
Posts: 12,629
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shannon sharpe. this guy is speaking in tongues. i dont have a clue what he is saying. we used to laugh when he was a player and would talk to the media. now he is on a sports show. come on.
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09-25-2006, 10:17 AM
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Teflon Don
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bronx
Posts: 5,003
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The funniest ever was when Tyson said he was going to eat the guys kids and then praised to allah.
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09-25-2006, 11:17 AM
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Missouri
Posts: 2,264
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Here's one from Edgerrin James following their lose to the Rams yesterday.
"It's crazy. It's ridiculous," he said. "We've got to do something different. If we want different results, we've got to do something different. There's something we're not doing right. I don't know. I'm just doing my job. We've got to do something different. I don't know what it is."
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09-25-2006, 11:26 AM
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Objectivo Bastardo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Flippingtinsville, NY
Posts: 12,544
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Actually this weekend on HBO boxing lenox lewis was trying to say Inebriated to describe the boxer who was wobbling into the corner and didn'e have his legs under him. MAx kellerman finally helped him out with a small laugh and said don't you mean inebriated and lewis responded laughing and that too. In his defense he is a very well spoken former heavy weight. Just a funny moment.
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