punched a loser in the face this weekend
so, i went out for a few drinks this friday, me and the lady. go to some local watering holes she meets some of my friends. i got to her local pub, meet some of her friends. around 5 am we decide to go to the diner. ive already consumed a plentiful amount of jack d and jaeger by now as well.
some guys from her neighborhood show up. im wearing a triple 5 souls hoodie with a 5 badge on the arm. im eating some eggand cheese with corn beef hash drinking a white russiian.this kid at the other table keeps screaming out someones a 2 someones a 2. i heard this at the bar as well. i had no idea what it meant. after 35 minutes of this at the diner we decide to leave. once i stand up , the kid says see you later deuce. now i got it. he was tellin me i was **** the entire night and i didnt get it. prob. b/c the kid was a ***** and couldnt say anything to my face.
i keep walking and the kid calls me a ***, i turn around and he throws a plate of food at me and my girl. i lost it and i knew i was gonna punch this kid in the neck... then he stood up......all 6'5'' of him. im 5 ' 9'' 135 he was 2 of me. so i charge like a fat girl at a buffett. he was skiing with tony montana all night so his jaw was hanging loose. ive boxed for years, so as he wwas telling me how he was gonna kill me and whoop me, i sucker punched him full on in the coke jaw. then i thought i died. the behemoth fell on me and i couldnt see a thing. his 5 xxl black tshirt engulfed me so i kept punching. turns out that he was done from the first punch. his friend kicked me in the face and then broke it up. the kick had to be an accident.
then i did what every good new yorker would do.. i watched my girl hit the passed out kid in the face with a salt shaker, then i spit on him and hauled ass b4 the cops came. my last words were... da da da dahhhhh like a true comic nerd. the next day i was convinced i got knocked out cause i remember none of this. i was wrong i just got blackout drunk after. i thought it was a funny story delete it if you dont.
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