Someone conned me into being a Mod with a promise
that I'd finally get beautiful women throwing themselves at me in awe of the raw power that Mods wield.
I'm still waiting.
They said I could simply walk into a bar and drinks would be on the house wherever I went.
I demanded my drinks but got thrown out of two bars,punched and called all sorts of vile names.
I was even told there was a special lane for Mods on the highway where speed was unlimited and of traffic there was none.
Sadly many of my hours are spent in traffic even to this day with no sight of my "magic Mod lane".
What gives?