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Old 12-01-2008, 10:10 PM   #121
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you said "Women" and "Reasonable" in the same sentence
Hey now!! I did not. I said "seem almost reasonable" by comparison


Ok here is one.

Q Why don't women wear watches?

A Because there's a clock on the stove

Oh!! Zing!
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Old 12-01-2008, 10:51 PM   #122
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my brotha coco...find out the recipe and raise some chickens so you can say F walmart!
eh, F&*K Wal Mart anyways... I just want my chicken
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:10 AM   #123
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you said "Women" and "Reasonable" in the same sentence
Clearly he had a woman watching him type, Dave.

He had to give women some pull if he didn't want to wake up with "Li'l TNovak" in a jar on his windowsill.
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:13 AM   #124
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I don't go to either Walmart or Target more than maybe once or twice a year each, and they're only ten minutes from my home...

...but...

...I'd go to Target for something long before I'd hit a Walmart. Both stores serve the same "economic class".. which is.. everyone... since Wal-Mart's open 24 hours.

The all-in-one stores most Oregonians go to are Fred Meyers (which sells everything from groceries to guns, pretty much), and Bi-Mart (it's not what you think.. haha).

My favorite store here in Oregon is G.I. Joe's (now called Joe's, I guess).. it sells everything from semi-automatic weapons to atvs, boats, football equipment, seadoos, skiis, weight-lifting stuff.. you name it. A guy's paradise.
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:00 PM   #125
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After talking to my buddy at the Nassau County Police Dept.
I have come to the conclusion that Wal-mart needs to hire more intelligent managers, not just a bunch of corporate yes men.
This manager totally disregarded what the Police told him to do in respect to the crowds that were anticipated.
Heads and lawsuits will begin rolling soon.
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:20 PM   #126
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They should hire event organisers for such sales to co-ordinate shoppers.
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:45 PM   #127
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The story I heard reported today was that the employee that got trampled had no training.
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:06 PM   #128
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The story I heard reported today was that the employee that got trampled had no training.
what does that have to do with anything? were they going to show him the proper proceedure for dodging a stampeding pack of lunatics before they stomped his throat into the floor?
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:18 PM   #129
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what does that have to do with anything? were they going to show him the proper proceedure for dodging a stampeding pack of lunatics before they stomped his throat into the floor?
Same thought, don't think training could help much consider what they're dealing with.
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:32 AM   #130
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The story I heard reported today was that the employee that got trampled had no training.
I heard that too
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