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Old 04-25-2008, 10:07 PM   #11
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Put them in a sock and go hit somebody you love.
It'll be the shock/sock of their life.
(If you don't kill them)
the energized blanket party! lots of fun till you accidently kill 'em
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:15 PM   #12
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to avoid your batteries from dying in the flashlight...LOAD THEM IN BACKWARDS...then in an emergency when you NEED a flashlight, simply open it up and turn them around....instead of finding dead batteries.

But dont drop one in the process because it is dark!
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:23 PM   #13
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Jesse are you trying to steal W Paquet's, Hellboydce's, and my thunder by having Bat Collector declare that THIS is in fact the...

worst.thread.ever?
Damn you ... no one was supposed to figure out my nefarious plan that quickly!
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:25 PM   #14
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this has nothing on my ANTS thread!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:26 PM   #15
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this has nothing on my ANTS thread!!!!!!!!!
No one wants to discuss your genitals!


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Old 04-25-2008, 10:29 PM   #16
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great... here i was thinking this was a serious discussion! got me all worked up to!
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:29 PM   #17
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:37 PM   #18
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i hear putting dead batteries in the freezer give them a little boost... then again i usually fall for things a couple of times before i realize a joke has been played at my expense.
Also, if you store them under a pyramid, they should last quite a bit longer...keep your razor blades in there too and they will be sharper111
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:41 PM   #19
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Also, if you store them under a pyramid, they should last quite a bit longer...keep your razor blades in there too and they will be sharper111
no pyramids around here so that may be a problem. does pyramid lake in the grapevine of Highway 5 count?
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:42 PM   #20
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They still make flashlights? I just use my cellphone when I need a light.
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