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Old 12-13-2008, 01:50 PM   #1
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Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee

WILLMAR, Minn. - A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.

Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.

A phone message left at a home listing for a Scott Wagar was not immediately returned to The Associated Press.
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Old 12-13-2008, 03:15 PM   #2
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good, show those little punks a lesson. i mean hell it's just piss, not like he sprayed them with bleach or acid....but i suppose the question of where he got so much fox pee must be asked
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Old 12-13-2008, 03:48 PM   #3
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LOLLLL That'll teach those hippy brats.

Cuz obviously their parents wouldnt give them anywhere near the appropriate punishment.
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Old 12-13-2008, 03:52 PM   #4
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Minors enjoy great protections beyond what is reasonable in the eyes of the law.

The law would have you sit there while they destroyed your home waiting for police to show up.
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:08 PM   #5
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utter BULL!%&!%&!%&!%&!
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:09 PM   #6
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I think bear traps on the lawn would have been a more effective deterrent from future Toilet Paper attacks
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Old 12-13-2008, 05:13 PM   #7
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Ha! They were lucky. If it were me that had sprayed them with Fox pee then the next thing I'd have done was release the hunting dogs!!!

They'd definitely have needed toilet paper then!!!
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Old 12-13-2008, 05:42 PM   #8
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Ha! They were lucky. If it were me that had sprayed them with Fox pee then the next thing I'd have done was release the hunting dogs!!!

They'd definitely have needed toilet paper then!!!
LOL!!
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Old 12-13-2008, 07:27 PM   #9
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there is a little more to this story: http://wcco.com/local/fox.urine.charges.2.886589.html

he claims this has been going on for seven years. there are already local movements to get the charges dropped.

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Minors enjoy great protections beyond what is reasonable in the eyes of the law.

The law would have you sit there while they destroyed your home waiting for police to show up.
you are insane. what state to you live in? (you realize the rights of minors differs state to state, right?)
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Old 12-13-2008, 09:04 PM   #10
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there is a little more to this story: http://wcco.com/local/fox.urine.charges.2.886589.html

he claims this has been going on for seven years. there are already local movements to get the charges dropped.



you are insane. what state to you live in? (you realize the rights of minors differs state to state, right?)


Touch a minor in an aggressive way and see how fast their parents land your ass in court.
Teachers can't even spank a kid anymore.
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