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Old 08-16-2005, 07:42 PM   #1
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Greatest News Story Ever (at least to me)

Okay by now you know I got a off sence of humor and I just had a reallllllly good laugh on this piece o' news on Yahoo.

Va. Laptop Sale Turns Into a Stampede
RICHMOND, Va. - A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far as to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.
"This is total, total chaos," said Latoya Jones, 19, who lost one of her flip-flops in the ordeal and later limped around on the sizzling blacktop with one foot bare.
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Old 08-16-2005, 07:56 PM   #2
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how desperate can people get? How good could a $50 used laptop be?
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:15 PM   #3
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I just laugh at the one women wetting herself for one.
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:25 PM   #4
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yeah thats a little too far...
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:26 PM   #5
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Heres another great story from Yahoo...

Police seek diaper-clad man who pesters women Mon Aug 15, 1:43 PM ET

UK police said Monday they were searching for a man wearing just a diaper, who approaches women late at night and asks: "Are there any baby changing facilities around here?"

Cleveland police in northeast England said the latest incident occurred around 11 p.m. Sunday when he surprised a women walking her dog in a play area in Eaglescliffe, near Middlesbrough.

Police said no one had been assaulted by the man but described his behavior as bizarre and a cause for concern.

"There have been several reports of him having been seen in Eaglescliffe dressed only in a nappy and we are keen to trace him and speak to him," police said.
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:37 PM   #6
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So that's where Coca's been all this time
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:43 PM   #7
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So that's where Coca's been all this time
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Old 08-16-2005, 09:17 PM   #8
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So that's where Coca's been all this time
They don`t call coca caca for nothing.
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Old 08-16-2005, 09:36 PM   #9
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is this story so far fetched ? like nobody on here wouldnt act the same way if there was a sale for $50 bowen hulk mini busts somewhere ? - i garuntee most fo the people on this board would wet themselves to get that
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Old 08-16-2005, 09:42 PM   #10
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So that's where Coca's been all this time

to funny...Coca wears diaper?...that's to bad....
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