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12-21-2014, 03:14 PM
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Baron Zemo
Join Date: May 2006
Location: we know each other, he's a friend from work
Posts: 16,341
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crude question
Okay, I have a wife and three daughters and a 24 year old girl lives with us also. So I always get to hear conversations on periods and tampons right in front of me. Fun fun stuff. After hearing it way too much, I have decided to counter-act it by saying out loud when I have to go to the bathroom. So far I have made the following comments:
-Dropping the kids off at the pool
-Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
-Sending the logs down the river
Okay so need some more crude comments I can say out lout.
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12-21-2014, 03:18 PM
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,693
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I always say - I'm going to fire off some missiles lol
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12-21-2014, 03:22 PM
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Hercules
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: By a Lake in NC
Posts: 14,926
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How about a riff on what you are complaining about -- "well, it's my time of the day"
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12-22-2014, 05:49 AM
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,155
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Just grab a book or and iPad and tell everyone you'll see them in 30 
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12-22-2014, 11:05 AM
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Gen 13
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Where the Sun doesn't shine
Posts: 9,587
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Just say out loud "Torpedo time!" Better yet, just get up and pass gas and say "Ooops, couldn't make it to the bathroom"
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12-22-2014, 11:44 AM
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curmudgeon Mod
Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Shire
Posts: 35,054
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Although not crude, we tend to use "window of opportunity".
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The damn things invisible!
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12-22-2014, 12:07 PM
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Jedi Order
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Habs Nation
Posts: 28,104
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My opening lines are pretty much along the lines of what's been posted here. However, once I'm on the throne, I'll go with "Pilot to bombardier. Pilot to bombardier. Come in bombardier". I used to say the same thing to the kids when we were potty training them.
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12-22-2014, 02:08 PM
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Crush Mod
Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: once in SD now in NC
Posts: 8,869
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dropping a deuce is still a classic
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Recasters suck big time!
Banning is what i do best!!!!
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12-22-2014, 02:38 PM
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Mandarin
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: My House
Posts: 16,731
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You could just add the the conversations you hear with made up things like:
"You know, in some cultures period blood is an aphrodisiac"
Or:
"I've heard that some ancient cultures would bathe in period blood before they went off to battle."
This might get them to stop talking about it in front of you...
Or stop talking to you all together.
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12-22-2014, 03:57 PM
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Hercules
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 13,814
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am I the only one wondering why he's got a random 24 year old girl living with him?
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