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04-03-2007, 12:52 PM
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: o'side baby
Posts: 12,629
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my son and the waiter
so about 6 months ago i told my son he will have to learn to wipe himeself cause he will be starting school soon.
waiter: hi there and how are you today.
my aon: i am good. i'm five.
waiter: oh so are you going to school yet.
my son: i am starting school with the kids soon. and i will ride a yellow bus. and i have to wipe my own butt cause no one will be there to wipe me.
oh yeah my wife was red. i love kids.
i was in a grocery store and a little girl was in front of me sitting in the cart. she looked at me and said.
"mommy put daddys sausage in her mouth"
the mommy explained that it was a breakfast sausage
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04-03-2007, 12:56 PM
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Official Thread Killer
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ny
Posts: 3,217
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lol. mommy likes daddy's sausage. and mommy knows it wasnt breakfast
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04-03-2007, 12:57 PM
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Over the hills and far away..
Posts: 3,434
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kids are THE best 
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04-03-2007, 07:00 PM
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Iron Man
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Denver, CO
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My daughters are always making me laugh. I remember when my eldest was three or four, and we were out at some sort of dressed-up function. She was bored, and I was quietly amusing her by pretending to stick a pen in my ear and then take it out the other side. I'd done this a few times (and she'd seen it before--she knew how I did it, she just liked to see me do it), and then she did her own version, where she put it "into" her mouth...and then proceeded to lift her skirt and pretend to "take it out" of her butt. It was one of those times when I was trying like hell to tell her that wasn't really appropriate while trying not to bust out laughing....
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04-03-2007, 09:28 PM
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Angry Green Rage Monster Mod. SMASH!
Super Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Anger Management
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teague
My daughters are always making me laugh. I remember when my eldest was three or four, and we were out at some sort of dressed-up function. She was bored, and I was quietly amusing her by pretending to stick a pen in my ear and then take it out the other side. I'd done this a few times (and she'd seen it before--she knew how I did it, she just liked to see me do it), and then she did her own version, where she put it "into" her mouth...and then proceeded to lift her skirt and pretend to "take it out" of her butt. It was one of those times when I was trying like hell to tell her that wasn't really appropriate while trying not to bust out laughing....
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LOL... great story 
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