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03-29-2011, 09:04 AM
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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What They Really Mean?
Let's see if anyone can add to this:
Here's what they say:
Great Seats Still Available!
Here's what they mean:
Nobody wants to see this crappy production!
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03-29-2011, 09:09 AM
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 4,918
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Fun topic. As someone who had a lot of lousy apartments I have seen quite a few of these regarding real estate.
Here's what they say:
Garden Level Apartment
Here's what they mean:
You'll be living underground sucka!
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03-29-2011, 09:13 AM
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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: London, England
Posts: 746
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On dating sites:
Cuddly = Fat
Good sense of humor = Ugly
Adventurous = Nasty freak in bed
Loyal = Stalker
Young at heart = Old
Intelligent = Opinionated and argumentative
Not that I'd know about dating sites of course 
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03-29-2011, 10:35 AM
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Kindly Asked To Leave
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 9,163
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My dad did this all the time when I was a kid and it p!ssed me off every single time.
He says "I'll think about it."
He means "It's not gonna happen"
My wife is good at this too
She says "maybe"
She means "No we're not having sex you drunk b@stard."
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03-29-2011, 11:19 AM
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#5
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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They say : Your results may vary.
They mean: There is no chance of you getting anything like these results.
when flying:
What they say: Please let us know if there's anything we can do to make your flight more enjoyable
What they mean: If you ask for it, we'll give you a pillow or another drink.
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03-29-2011, 11:25 AM
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I am da law!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,064
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They say: From the director who brought you...
They mean: This movie sucks
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03-29-2011, 11:30 AM
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: o'side baby
Posts: 12,629
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crossbonez74
They say: From the director who brought you...
They mean: This movie sucks
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so true lol
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03-29-2011, 03:04 PM
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Statue Forum MacDaddy
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK - Midlands
Posts: 2,091
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"Could result in almost 50 miles to the gallon..."
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"If you start at the top of a 50 mile long hill and have a back wind..."
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03-31-2011, 12:34 AM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 11,049
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MACATTACK
On dating sites:
Cuddly = Fat
Good sense of humor = Ugly
Adventurous = Nasty freak in bed
Loyal = Stalker
Young at heart = Old
Intelligent = Opinionated and argumentative
Not that I'd know about dating sites of course |
Yeah right.
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03-31-2011, 01:53 AM
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Love me sexy
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Awe-strail-ya
Posts: 10,645
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What they say: It's not a big deal honey, it happens to lots of guys
What they mean: It is a big deal, pick up your pants on the way out
What they say: Do I look fat in this
What they mean: If you even hint at me looking fat, I will cut them off and keep them in a jar beside the bed
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