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05-19-2010, 07:42 AM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: If it was up your a$$ you'd know!
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joke thread
Post 'em if you got 'em.
A man says to his wife 'tell me something
that will make me both happy and sad at the same time'..
His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother'  
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05-19-2010, 07:48 AM
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Batman
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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05-19-2010, 07:58 AM
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WHITE & NERDY
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Netherlands
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05-19-2010, 09:31 AM
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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Join Date: Dec 2006
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What's the difference between a Taliban soldier and an onion?
When you chop up an onion, it brings tears to your eyes.
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05-19-2010, 12:57 PM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: If it was up your a$$ you'd know!
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05-19-2010, 01:11 PM
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My baby calls me the Loch Ness Monster, two great big humps and then I'm gone
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Scotland
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what do you call a person who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer!
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05-19-2010, 01:13 PM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: If it was up your a$$ you'd know!
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HA! Sad but true. Interestingly enough though.. Bass guitar is considered percussion. The two loneliest poitions in a band.
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05-19-2010, 01:22 PM
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Omega Red
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Dobbs Ferry, NY
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A guy shopping at the Supermarket notices a Hot Woman waving at him.
"Do I know you?" He Says
" I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says
"Oh man, are you that hooker I banged in the back of Chuck E Cheese during my son's birthday party last year?" he Says
"No" she Says with a displeased look on her face "I'm his 4th grade Math teacher Sister Mary Cathrine"
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05-19-2010, 01:25 PM
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My baby calls me the Loch Ness Monster, two great big humps and then I'm gone
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Scotland
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LOL
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05-19-2010, 01:37 PM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: If it was up your a$$ you'd know!
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