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Old 12-07-2010, 11:40 AM   #21
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Pandas deserve to die out, because they are nature's moron:

1. They are lazy, they sleep or lay around 90% of the time, and the other ten they're eating.

2. They can only eat one plant, bamboo, and because they weigh 250lbs each, they have to consume so much that they are actually contributing to their own extinction.

3. Most pandas have never even seen another Panda, so they don't know how to mate. Why save a species that doesn't know how to procreate?

4. They don't sexually mature until they're five, which for wildlife is a long time to get shot in the head or knowing a Panda throw yourself off a cliff.

5. A female panda only goes into heat once a year, can only fall preganant for a few days of that cycle, and can only fall pregnant from one position, which most pandas don't even know how to do. A lot of male pandas actually hurt their mating partners and scare them off other pandas for life as they don't know what they're doing.

6. If by some miracle a panda DOES get pregnant, they always have a maximum of two cubs, but they only produce enough milk for ONE. This means one cub starves to death.

7. Then because the male plays no part in rearing young, the cub is left for hours while the mother goes for food, making the cub fodder for anything that wants to eat it.

Down with pandas...
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:21 PM   #22
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Whoah Whoah Whoah! You might want to edit that post Rich!

Remember what happened to the last guy that talked sh!t about Panda's on the forum!

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Old 12-07-2010, 12:34 PM   #23
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Whoah Whoah Whoah! You might want to edit that post Rich!

Remember what happened to the last guy that talked sh!t about Panda's on the forum!

I don't care, I can take a panda.

Seriously, though, no one is up in arms about the sheer amount of other endangered species that is under threat because of human action. Pandas are cute, but they are one of the stupidest animals ever.
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:58 PM   #24
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I don't care, I can take a panda.

Seriously, though, no one is up in arms about the sheer amount of other endangered species that is under threat because of human action. Pandas are cute, but they are one of the stupidest animals ever.


Reason panda's know Kung fu is ' cause their scared of you, Rich!
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Old 12-07-2010, 01:03 PM   #25
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any panda?

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Old 12-08-2010, 11:06 AM   #26
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Old 12-09-2010, 07:52 AM   #27
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Reason panda's know Kung fu is ' cause their scared of you, Rich!
Totally mate!

Also the Praying Mantis are praying they never meet me....

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any panda?

Even that panda...
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:25 AM   #28
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For my money, Trisha is the hottest "Deal or No Deal" model, but I can't for the life of me figure out why I think that.
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:27 AM   #29
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How did they even make a gameshow out of opening boxes?

are we that bored that we watch this stuff...?
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:31 AM   #30
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How did they even make a gameshow out of opening boxes?

are we that bored that we watch this stuff...?
I watch deal or no deal cause I love to watch other people screw up. Makes me feel better about the stupid decisions I make
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