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View Poll Results: Hulk vs. Howard: Who wins?
It's duck for dinner! 7 29.17%
Howard wins by exploiting Hulk's weakness: Thor fanatics 11 45.83%
Seriously... Hulk wins this. :P 6 25.00%
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Old 06-15-2011, 03:27 PM   #1
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Hulk vs. Howard the Duck

KFC is closed and Hulk's hungry for chicken; along comes Howard, an unassuming duck.

"That'll do Pig," the Hulk says, and lunges hungrily at the unassuming fowl.

"I am neither a pig nor your dinner..." Howard squawks, and assumes a defensive stance on top of a nearby overturned trash can.

Fists/feathers raised, the combatants circle.

Who emerges victorious?
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Old 06-15-2011, 03:34 PM   #2
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Mmm... makes me hungry.
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Old 06-15-2011, 03:36 PM   #3
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Howard puts his stogie out in the Hulk's eye, whups him with some quack-fu.

THE DUCK WINS!
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Old 06-15-2011, 03:37 PM   #4
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I added a poll.


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Mmm... makes me hungry.
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Howard puts his stogie out in the Hulk's eye, whups him with some quack-fu.

THE DUCK WINS!
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Old 06-15-2011, 05:07 PM   #5
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Howard takes Hulk.
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Old 06-15-2011, 07:33 PM   #6
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Howard would win over Caiera with his charm and wit, thus breaking the Hulk's heart. Hulk would then move to Pluto and then be frozen in this massive icicle for all eternity never to be heard from again.
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Old 06-16-2011, 12:28 AM   #7
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Howard bores The Hulk to death. Howard wins!
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Old 06-16-2011, 03:10 AM   #8
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This is a stupid poll come on Hulk vs. Howard I pick Howard easily.
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Old 06-16-2011, 03:53 AM   #9
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Howard wins!
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Old 06-16-2011, 10:57 AM   #10
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I expect a 500 word narration of the outcome of this scuffle from you by Friday, Ry.
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