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Old 01-25-2006, 03:48 AM   #1
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Funny Cyber *** Message

Found the following on another site and thought it was funny enough to share. Some editing due to language.

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your a**.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your a**.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:53 AM   #2
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ooooooook

some folks have more than one screw coming loose
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:54 AM   #3
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lol thats funny.... thanks for sharing Tetra
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:55 AM   #4
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Quote:
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ooooooook

some folks have more than one screw coming loose

yeap but it is funny
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:57 AM   #5
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oh it's freaking hilarious
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:44 AM   #6
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oh there are a lot of those. You've gotta read the cybersex/role playing one.
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:47 AM   #7
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This is so old, kinda like you.
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:30 PM   #8
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U know this is how Tet operates.







...freak.
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:42 PM   #9
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that was very funny, bloodnin.. uuhh Tetragrammaton
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Old 01-25-2006, 12:54 PM   #10
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And there are still some that wonder why we need an "adult" section. Uggggg

Quite humerous though.........
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