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Old 01-30-2012, 07:45 AM   #1
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Talking Possibly the best news story ever written/reported?

when I read this, I was holing in laughter. It has everything in it. I can't paste the link because that will spoil things but you CANNOT MAKE THIS UP!!

Sex, Murder, celebs and as a bonus, Dwarf tossing links included!!
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Old 01-30-2012, 09:34 AM   #2
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That badger must have been on a diet
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Old 01-30-2012, 09:46 AM   #3
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LOL
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:44 AM   #4
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Damn your right, you cannot make that stuff up!
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Old 01-30-2012, 11:05 AM   #5
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I'm not sure was more humiliating--dying that way or earning a living as Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double
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Old 01-30-2012, 09:53 PM   #6
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wow, that was totally bizarre.
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:02 PM   #7
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he does look like Ramsay too...

Would love to have been a Fly on the wall when/if Gordon heard/read this

"F*ck,.... F*ck....F*******CK!!!!!"

That was probably the Dwarf's line in every porn movie too!
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Old 01-31-2012, 07:40 PM   #8
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Hmmm, so the source of this is the Sunday Sport eh....
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