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Originally Posted by HoldyourfireAl
Here's what I want to know...where can I get a job where I can read/post on Statue Forum all day & get paid?!?!?!?
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You should have gone into politics. Here are some perks:
1.) Paid for doing nothing.
2.) Spend other peoples money.
3.) Sleep with young nubile interns.
4.) Enjoy money and gifts from lobbist.
5.) Let other people do your work while you take credit.
6.) If something goes wrong, there are lots of people to pass the blame too including subordinates.
7.) Generous retirement package and health care benifits.
8.) Vote yourself a raise.
9.) Bill all expenses on the taxpayer.
10.) You can lie about your activites and promise people the world.