At least be creative, Jason.
You set out to sea with a small town Sheriff and a salty Sea Dog Trophy Fisherman to catch a Great White that's been pestering your town's beach population... your boat sank, the Fisherman was eaten, and you and the Sheriff have been paddling back to shore this whole time.
Sounds plausible.
Seriously, bro.. your next update should be: "got some commissions done and shipped out". That would rock.