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11-22-2014, 12:14 AM
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#791
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Scarlet Witch
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Frozen Wasteland
Posts: 7,863
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11-23-2014, 09:07 AM
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#792
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Meow-verse
Posts: 1,423
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I hope I can 1 day buy the iron man 4 pack bowen statue at USD$200.00
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11-23-2014, 02:44 PM
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#793
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Chicagoland, Illinois
Posts: 2,239
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I sneezed and coughed at the same time last week at work and it somehow messed up my back. It hasn't been the same since. 
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11-30-2014, 11:50 PM
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#794
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Your inbox is probably flooded right now with emails all saying things like "last chance to save" and "final hours" - looked at collectively it seems these people are negative alarmists or possibly completely insane.
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12-01-2014, 12:48 AM
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#795
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Hercules
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: By a Lake in NC
Posts: 14,926
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnclone
Your inbox is probably flooded right now with emails all saying things like "last chance to save" and "final hours" - looked at collectively it seems these people are negative alarmists or possibly completely insane.
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But don't worry because tomorrow you will get another round of emails containing higher discounts from the exact same stores with the exact same urgency. 
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12-07-2014, 12:39 AM
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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I think Justin Bieber wakes up every morning and says, Now how can I be an even bigger sleaze than I was yesterday?
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12-08-2014, 06:40 AM
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#797
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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this is a real headline:
Scientists Implant Human Brain Cells In Mice To Create ‘Supermouse’
and so began the war of humanity vs the supermouse
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12-10-2014, 12:56 AM
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#798
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Dark Places, the Shadows
Posts: 9,975
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnclone
Your inbox is probably flooded right now with emails all saying things like "last chance to save" and "final hours" - looked at collectively it seems these people are negative alarmists or possibly completely insane.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog07
But don't worry because tomorrow you will get another round of emails containing higher discounts from the exact same stores with the exact same urgency. |
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnclone
I think Justin Bieber wakes up every morning and says, Now how can I be an even bigger sleaze than I was yesterday?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnclone
this is a real headline:
Scientists Implant Human Brain Cells In Mice To Create ‘Supermouse’
and so began the war of humanity vs the supermouse
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 I really haven't got clue for a smart@ss comment. The stuff out there is....bewildering. 
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12-16-2014, 08:20 PM
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#799
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Scarlet Witch
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Frozen Wasteland
Posts: 7,863
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Worst pick up line ever.
Girl: "I want a stud"
Guy: "Well I have the STD, all I need is U"
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12-17-2014, 03:15 PM
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#800
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Spring Texas
Posts: 393
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Time does not exist.
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