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04-06-2006, 11:02 AM
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You Should Punch Your Face in the Face!!!
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What Does a Kiss Taste Like?
One day a first grade teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out!
It's a piece of ASS*!"
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"Grailability" -One collectibles potential on becoming a Grail Piece. Pronunciation [greyl- uh- bil-i-tee]
"Flipphobia" -One collectors morbid fear of flippers. Pronunciation [flip- foh-bee- uh]
"Flipollector" -One Who Flips with the intent of purchasing something else for their collection. Pronunciation [flip- uh- lek-ter]
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04-06-2006, 11:04 AM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: If it was up your a$$ you'd know!
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That's a good'un!
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04-06-2006, 11:42 AM
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Kindly Asked To Leave
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: new york
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Originally Posted by Collection King 13
One day a first grade teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out!
It's a piece of ASS*!"
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04-06-2006, 11:45 AM
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Defender of The Defenders
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Dark Places, CT
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Hah! 
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04-06-2006, 11:51 AM
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Angry Green Rage Monster Mod. SMASH!
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Originally Posted by Collection King 13
One day a first grade teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out!
It's a piece of ASS*!"
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04-06-2006, 11:59 AM
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Long Island
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reminds me of a similar joke
there is a first grade class and the teacher asks the children how do they think they go to heaven
so the first little boy stands up and say with ur head bowed and hands folded so u can pray to god as u get there
the second little child stands up and says with ur arms open to recieve gods love as u eanter the pearly gates
then the third little girl stands up and says u go to heaven feet first
the teacher stops her ans says" why feet first ?"
and little girl responded "well last night i went into mommy and daddys room and mommys feet where up in the air and she was yelling out "o god, o god, im coming"
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04-06-2006, 12:14 PM
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You Should Punch Your Face in the Face!!!
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Originally Posted by Daywalker
reminds me of a similar joke
there is a first grade class and the teacher asks the children how do they think they go to heaven
so the first little boy stands up and say with ur head bowed and hands folded so u can pray to god as u get there
the second little child stands up and says with ur arms open to recieve gods love as u eanter the pearly gates
then the third little girl stands up and says u go to heaven feet first
the teacher stops her ans says" why feet first ?"
and little girl responded "well last night i went into mommy and daddys room and mommys feet where up in the air and she was yelling out "o god, o god, im coming"
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"Grailability" -One collectibles potential on becoming a Grail Piece. Pronunciation [greyl- uh- bil-i-tee]
"Flipphobia" -One collectors morbid fear of flippers. Pronunciation [flip- foh-bee- uh]
"Flipollector" -One Who Flips with the intent of purchasing something else for their collection. Pronunciation [flip- uh- lek-ter]
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04-06-2006, 12:25 PM
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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Join Date: Apr 2005
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OK, here's one that'll make you cringe...
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
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04-06-2006, 12:27 PM
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You Should Punch Your Face in the Face!!!
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boogie Down Bronx
Posts: 50,998
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A Puppy!
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"Grailability" -One collectibles potential on becoming a Grail Piece. Pronunciation [greyl- uh- bil-i-tee]
"Flipphobia" -One collectors morbid fear of flippers. Pronunciation [flip- foh-bee- uh]
"Flipollector" -One Who Flips with the intent of purchasing something else for their collection. Pronunciation [flip- uh- lek-ter]
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04-06-2006, 02:34 PM
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Long Island
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well lets see how far we can push this before posts get deleted.....
a man is laying on a nude beach when this little girl comes up to him and points down and as whats that - he embarrisngly replies...my pecker
the girl wonders why its called a pecker - he simply replies its just my lil bird and hurries her along as to avoid anymore embarissment
the man lays down and falls asleep only to be awoken later by a burning sensation and excrussiating pain
he gets up and finds his "area" is burning
after he takes care of things, he sees the little girl from earlier and asks what happned
she replied " well i came by and saw ur pecker was looking sad so i pet him hopeing to make him feel better - but the bastard spit at me so i broke his neck, crushed his eggs, and set his nest on fire"
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