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Originally Posted by lord odin
Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right.
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Lovely.
Our blessed Sun in Heavens high
burning brightly in skies so blue;
Hark! A second sun caresses your fiery thigh,
and professes that she'll make hot, sweet love to you.
Please avert your eyes, and thoughts, away,
from that new Sun, and her enticing womb;
for if you two fornicate, the Earth will pay,
such an impact would certainly make you go "KABOOM!"
We don't want an Ice Age, jarring from orbit, or Oprah Network,
but such things are possible if you two do the meat-pickle dance;
so Sun.. blessed Sun...be Earth's friend, not a jerk,
and please.. keep your smoldering beefstick in your pants.