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Old 05-05-2010, 11:15 PM   #1
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The wife does not want to High-5 after sex...
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:17 PM   #2
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:18 PM   #3
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Talking comics does not get her in the mood... even though it gets you in the mood
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:19 PM   #4
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:19 PM   #5
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note to rachet: posting this on the forum will prevent you from ever having to remember not to high-5 her
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:20 PM   #6
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:48 PM   #7
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Socks then shoes, Ryan.. socks then shoes.

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Old 05-06-2010, 12:42 AM   #8
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After sex, . . . my wife likes me to call her and tell her I'm on my way home
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Old 05-06-2010, 12:43 AM   #9
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After sex, . . . my wife likes me to call her and tell her I'm on my way home
How thoughtful of you.
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Old 05-06-2010, 12:51 AM   #10
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After sex, . . . my wife likes me to call her and tell her I'm on my way home
Wait!

Which one of you were having sex?











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