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07-13-2006, 09:57 AM
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Missouri
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"Ode to Hooters"
Here's a jingle I am working on.
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Nothing tastes better than beer
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
That is why I always come here
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
That is why I go there
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Not for the wings or the peroxide hair
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Excuse me if I stare
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
But my, what a wonderful pair
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07-13-2006, 02:47 PM
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Sailor Moon
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I was just there last night. That poem is, beautiful... (sniff)
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07-13-2006, 02:48 PM
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Sailor Moon
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New Mexico
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And our waitress has awesome cleavage. 
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07-13-2006, 03:49 PM
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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Directly above the center of the Earth
Posts: 778
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Originally Posted by sellin71
Here's a jingle I am working on.
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Nothing tastes better than beer
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
That is why I always come here
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
That is why I go there
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Not for the wings or the peroxide hair
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Excuse me if I stare
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
But my, what a wonderful pair
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Country, we need to get you to the recording studio, stat! That's beautiful, man!
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07-13-2006, 04:34 PM
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curmudgeon Mod
Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Shire
Posts: 35,054
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Originally Posted by sellin71
Here's a jingle I am working on.
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Nothing tastes better than beer
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
That is why I always come here
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
That is why I go there
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Not for the wings or the peroxide hair
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
Excuse me if I stare
There is nothing as beautiful as cleavage
But my, what a wonderful pair
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Can you do that to a rap beat? 
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The damn things invisible!
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07-13-2006, 04:35 PM
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Galactus
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: the void
Posts: 31,161
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What, no pictures?
C'mon now! There needs to be pictures!
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07-13-2006, 04:52 PM
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Missouri
Posts: 2,264
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Originally Posted by nbr3bagshotrow
Can you do that to a rap beat? |
I am white and from Missouri. Hell I had trouble making it rhyme. 
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07-13-2006, 05:14 PM
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Samurai Vato
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: presiding over planet beyotch...
Posts: 5,347
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Originally Posted by sellin71
I am white and from Missouri. Hell I had trouble making it rhyme. |
dude. That was beautiful. you should seriously consider joining my new think-tank. I am assembling the worlds greatest appreciators of titties, booty, pie and bbq. Our goal, world peace. Through Foxy Women and bubblebaths. Word.
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07-13-2006, 05:21 PM
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Missouri
Posts: 2,264
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Originally Posted by Sam Wilson
dude. That was beautiful. you should seriously consider joining my new think-tank. I am assembling the worlds greatest appreciators of titties, booty, pie and bbq. Our goal, world peace. Through Foxy Women and bubblebaths. Word.
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I'm in. Where do I send the ribs?
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07-13-2006, 05:25 PM
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Samurai Vato
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: presiding over planet beyotch...
Posts: 5,347
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Originally Posted by sellin71
I'm in. Where do I send the ribs?
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A bulliten will be posted brother...
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