.....meanwhile, in an undisclosed location, somewhere in the world.....farmers mourn the loss of crops through drought, that would have fed thousands, mothers gently rock their starving babies to sleep, knowing they will not awaken come the dawn.....whole families cower in fear due to bombs and missiles flying overhead......
.....and yet, no one is safe from....The First World Problems.
Seriously though, it's a bummer when your stuff gets an early trip to the knackers yard......but take heart, it could always be worse. On the positive side, use the insurance money to buy the latest statues coming out, they get better and better every year