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05-06-2008, 02:03 AM
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Sculptor
Sculptor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 123
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Better than my Brother.
Guys, I know I am such a better sculptor than Jarrod that it is really getting unfair. Let's all try to be nice to him. I think he is just getting over the shock of realizing how good I really am.
Some people have rumoured, in fact, that maybe I'm a single, lonely, tormented genius and that I made up "Jarrod" out of whole cloth. "Maybe Jarrod doesn't even exist," they say. "Maybe Brandon does it all." This isn't true...he is a real person...its just that he's only like half as good a sculptor as me.
I rule. Jarrod sucks.
Brandon
www.shiflettbrothers.com
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05-06-2008, 04:39 AM
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 3,822
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Jarrods telling mom
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05-06-2008, 08:18 AM
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Sculptor
Sculptor
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Insmouth
Posts: 1,911
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I heard you guys were actually born sisters, but your mom wanted sculptors in the family, and since her fave was Rodin, she fed you testosterone-laced formula, and beat you about the head, neck, face and chest between the ages of fifteen months and three years.
I read on Filthepedia that your original birth names were Sheila and Jennifer. Mom wanted to change them to Auguste and Frederic (Remington), but Dad said , "no shemale sons of mine are gonna have a puss bag name like Auguste...", so it was decided that Brandon and Jarrod would be the "boy's " names because you already had a cousin named Randy.
Great story, brings a tear to me eye every time I hear it.
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05-06-2008, 08:20 AM
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I like !%&!%&!%&!%&
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The Republic of Texas
Posts: 5,904
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wow..come to think of it..I only saw one brother at at time at WW Texas 
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05-06-2008, 09:44 AM
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Sculptor
Sculptor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 123
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Cougartrace...exactly!
Damn, I think Paquet just wrote our new bio! That's too good not to use!
B
www.shiflettbrothers.com
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05-06-2008, 10:48 AM
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I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: San Jose, CA
Posts: 3,889
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Damn - Theres really so much I don't know about the sculpting community...
I think it would be a great idea if William would write Bios for all the sculptors here, as I am way too lazy to look them up myself!
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05-06-2008, 11:15 AM
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Batman
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 20,187
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Quote:
Originally Posted by William Paquet
I heard you guys were actually born sisters, but your mom wanted sculptors in the family, and since her fave was Rodin, she fed you testosterone-laced formula, and beat you about the head, neck, face and chest between the ages of fifteen months and three years.
I read on Filthepedia that your original birth names were Sheila and Jennifer. Mom wanted to change them to Auguste and Frederic (Remington), but Dad said , "no shemale sons of mine are gonna have a puss bag name like Auguste...", so it was decided that Brandon and Jarrod would be the "boy's " names because you already had a cousin named Randy.
Great story, brings a tear to me eye every time I hear it.
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Guys you gotta use that Bio 
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05-06-2008, 11:43 AM
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A day without sunshine is like... night.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 264
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Don't cross Paquet. He will f*ck your sh*t up, and then run it over several times with a lawnmower.
Transgender chicks are hotter than shemales. You guys should really consider going all the way.
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