dropping kids at parties

[joefixit2]

Originally Posted by Hulk5150

Back when I was in college, I worked at Cedar Point, an amusement park that had more roller coasters than any other park in the world.

Here's a *common* scenario:
Parent(s) and kid(s) walk up to me.
Parent: "Is my daughter tall enough to ride?"
Me (after measuring her): "No, I'm sorry, she's not tall enough to ride; she has to be 48" tall."
Parent: "How long is the wait?"
Me: "It's about two hours right now."
Parent: "Okay honey, we're gonna wait in line. You wait around here and we'll be back when the little hand is on the four, okay?"

Child Molester within earshot: "Sweeeeeeet!"

This happened ALL. THE. TIME.
We're in one of the biggest amusement parks in the world, packed with sweaty, toothless, slack-jawed pederasts and they're going to go into a deep, winding line in which you cannot see the entrance or exit after entering and leave their little girl to fend for herself for two hours?!

And you KNOW that if anything would have happened to the girl, the parents would sue the amusement park.

My wife's sister did that with her very young son and my daughter when she and her husband took them to an amusement park. I almost killed her when I found out.

[HalJordanFan]

Originally Posted by joefixit2

My wife's sister did that with her very young son and my daughter when she and her husband took them to an amusement park. I almost killed her when I found out.

Your a better man than me. I'd have killed them both.

[HalJordanFan]

Originally Posted by Dirt Torpedo

I had that said to me, I told them "that's the main reason she's learning it".

Bingo!