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05-09-2008, 10:53 AM
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#9891
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: LI New York
Posts: 143,157
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Originally Posted by VinReaper
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Morning Patrick
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05-09-2008, 10:55 AM
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#9892
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The Rock
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bend, Oregon
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Thank you Erick!
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05-09-2008, 10:55 AM
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#9893
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Out of my mind! Be back in 5 minutes! (+12517 to the Post Count)
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VR's Advice & Observations Corner
Just a joke for Friday!
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise.
He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."
Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise
he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and
he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."
Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."
Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement
he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like
a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy says "Pu$$y-willows!"
Old man says "Wait up ... I'll get my hat."
Have a great weekend! 
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05-09-2008, 10:57 AM
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#9894
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: NJ Bit*hes!!!!
Posts: 7,654
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Originally Posted by Alex655321
I really like those smarties too !
I know it's like a roll of sugar, but I can put away a whole bag at a time !
And if we are talking candy, Twizzlers. Anyones else here leave the bag opened so they get stale then eat them ?
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I would do that with mashmellow Peeps. never a fan on Twizzlers, gummy bears or any kind of jelly beans.
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05-09-2008, 10:59 AM
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#9895
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: LI New York
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex655321
I really like those smarties too !
I know it's like a roll of sugar, but I can put away a whole bag at a time !
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And if we are talking candy, Twizzlers. Anyones else here leave the bag opened so they get stale then eat them ?QUOTE]
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Originally Posted by wolverinejedi007
I would do that with mashmellow Peeps. never a fan on Twizzlers, gummy bears or any kind of jelly beans. |
That is the same way my mother, the first thing she does is open the boxes for that reason !
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05-09-2008, 11:01 AM
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#9896
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Out of my mind! Be back in 5 minutes! (+12517 to the Post Count)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex655321
Morning Patrick
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Mornin Lou!!!
I am guessing no casino!
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05-09-2008, 11:02 AM
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#9897
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You Should Punch Your Face in the Face!!!
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boogie Down Bronx
Posts: 50,998
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Peep Show... 
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"Grailability" -One collectibles potential on becoming a Grail Piece. Pronunciation [greyl- uh- bil-i-tee]
"Flipphobia" -One collectors morbid fear of flippers. Pronunciation [flip- foh-bee- uh]
"Flipollector" -One Who Flips with the intent of purchasing something else for their collection. Pronunciation [flip- uh- lek-ter]
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05-09-2008, 11:06 AM
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#9898
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: NJ Bit*hes!!!!
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Lou and other NYC MAfia Members, I am thinking about...
August 9th for the NJ/NYC Mafia BBQ Pool party (Topic of discussion: Water Displacement).
I am running the date by Booney so our BBQs are not on the same date.
So as of now save the date.
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05-09-2008, 11:07 AM
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You Should Punch Your Face in the Face!!!
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boogie Down Bronx
Posts: 50,998
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wolverinejedi007
Lou and other NYC MAfia Members, I am thinking about...
August 9th for the NJ/NYC Mafia BBQ Pool party (Topic of discussion: Water Displacement).
I am running the date by Booney so our BBQs are not on the same date.
So as of now save the date.
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Sounds Cool... Can I bring my son and my GF???
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"Grailability" -One collectibles potential on becoming a Grail Piece. Pronunciation [greyl- uh- bil-i-tee]
"Flipphobia" -One collectors morbid fear of flippers. Pronunciation [flip- foh-bee- uh]
"Flipollector" -One Who Flips with the intent of purchasing something else for their collection. Pronunciation [flip- uh- lek-ter]
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05-09-2008, 11:08 AM
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#9900
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Out of my mind! Be back in 5 minutes! (+12517 to the Post Count)
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