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grandpa
10-02-2008, 09:44 AM
Hmmmm lets see her
Whens the last time you used depends aunt may
The Dark Knight
10-02-2008, 09:47 AM
B!tch, Where's my money !
Vince-Vell
10-02-2008, 10:05 AM
Shake what ya mama gave ya Aunt May!!!!
joefixit2
10-02-2008, 10:13 AM
how you doin'? (In Joey voice)
The Dark Knight
10-02-2008, 10:32 AM
Do i have to choke a aunt to get money around here.


you know money problems. :D
ALPH4T34M
10-02-2008, 10:50 AM
yeah baby!
Bob Aboey
10-02-2008, 11:42 AM
"I've got the retirement home on speed dial so, for the last time, CUT THE CRUST OFF MY SANDWICHES!"
ALPH4T34M
10-02-2008, 12:02 PM
"I've got the retirement home on speed dial so, for the last time, CUT THE CRUST OFF MY SANDWICHES!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Sinatra VonDoom
10-02-2008, 12:04 PM
Uncle Ben faked his death to get away from you, you shrew!
glassdancer
10-02-2008, 12:21 PM
Uncle Ben committed suicide because he was depresseed about having been married to you!!!!!!!
Ink
10-02-2008, 12:28 PM
get it yourself ya old bat!
abarron
10-02-2008, 12:33 PM
Yo Ho
grandpa
10-02-2008, 12:37 PM
you did what with doc oct
Argonus
10-02-2008, 10:24 PM
"Take your teeth out and let's try again."

:confused2
Mr.Fantastic
10-02-2008, 10:27 PM
"Take your teeth out and let's try again."

:confused2

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
patrickwm68
10-02-2008, 10:46 PM
Why are you and Maryjane naked?
Makkari1
10-03-2008, 03:32 PM
I never liked your cooking.
ALPH4T34M
10-03-2008, 06:33 PM
I don't like flaps!!
samhain81
10-05-2008, 01:58 PM
Rent?
tedmic
10-05-2008, 02:23 PM
Why aren't you dead yet?
Sniper
10-05-2008, 03:23 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar.....
chromesamurai
10-05-2008, 05:51 PM
"Put your clothes on and get in the closet before MJ sees you!"
ALPH4T34M
10-05-2008, 06:28 PM
Why aren't you dead yet?

That's just raw man! :laugh:
michaelgloch
05-11-2009, 05:07 PM
Have I ever told you how hot you are and how much I want you?:puke2:
VaultMan
05-13-2009, 06:29 PM
SO what type of contraception are you using these days?
Makkari1
05-15-2009, 05:11 PM
Why aren't you dead yet?

Oh this is so wrong. :laugh:
Makkari1
05-15-2009, 05:12 PM
"Put your clothes on and get in the closet before MJ sees you!"

This is too nasty to contemplate.:puke2:
patrickwm68
05-15-2009, 05:46 PM
Do you want me to take my teeth out first?
VaultMan
05-18-2009, 10:01 AM
Do you want me to take my teeth out first?

:puke2:
Robatty
07-29-2009, 02:16 PM
I know this is an old thread but sorry I had too

"Look me and MJ can have sex where and when we want, if you don't like it, pack your sh*t and get out"
Sniper
07-29-2009, 02:24 PM
Bend over granie...
Robatty
07-29-2009, 02:46 PM
"If you say be careful one more time, I will web your mouth to your a$$"
Sniper
07-29-2009, 03:04 PM
Dont just stare at it, eat it
oddball
07-29-2009, 03:15 PM
aunt may, you sure are flexible!

http://media1.guzer.com/pictures/funny_granny.jpg
Robatty
07-29-2009, 03:34 PM
I saw this and had to post